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The woes of biracial dating

  • Me:

    *trying to sleep*

  • Boyfriend:

    *suddenly chatty*

  • Me:

    GO TO SLEEP

  • Boyfriend:

    But I'm not sleepy! Let me tell you about the epiphanies I'm having

  • Me:

    ¿Qué?

  • Boyfriend:

    *insert epiphany here*

  • Me:

    ¿Qué?

  • Boyfriend:

    *insert another epiphany here*

  • Me:

    ¿Qué?

  • Boyfriend:

    STOP THAT IT'S ANNOYING

  • Me:

    ¿Qué?

  • Boyfriend:

    GODDAMNIT STOP IT

  • Me:

    ¿Qué?

  • Boyfriend:

    I'm going to squish you now.

  • Me:

    ¡NO PUEDO RESPIRAR ME ESTAS APLASTANDO, GORDO! (I can't breathe, you're squishing me fatty!)

  • Boyfriend:

    ................ I don't know what "GORDO" means, but I'm certain it's something I don't want you calling me.

  • Me:

    Lulz!

  • Oh, my life....

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